May 2013
hi guys, wat do u think about drinking farts?
May 20th
‘n nao, I guess, I’ll kizz it again.. like a kizzzerr, is always like, a kizzrr is always like
May 20th
I dunno about you Mr. Jefferson… I needd Mr. Effortson.
May 15th
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May 15th
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whatta filthy fucking bitch blowe !
May 12th
May 11th
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““He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your...”
– Elbert Hubbard (via nirvanalove)
May 11th
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May 9th
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May 7th
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I need to get an under-active thyroid, right neow. DO you have an underactive thyroid? No prob.. even the scrawniest of girls are enjoying their new volluption.
May 7th
May 7th
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May 7th
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‘snort more nachos’ 
May 7th
Happy leif erickson, froze ho’s.
May 6th
May 6th
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Lookin at pics of Fever Ray, dutiful and genial, like the shooting-star that she is. 
May 6th
no WAY compy.. i not gonna put op wit dis!
May 6th
Trentmolar?? Why do u keep keyboard stripping? What is dis?
May 6th
GoodBYYE bugs.. fuck you. Bai you- bayoou  Sf NY Pr. ukulele  uncle rat mice lice misophonia thrice dunce pile cunts mile style  lisle  pfeizer plsen  men tren trang post hoc post
May 6th
Holy pussy crap, do you work as a Florist, mr. porous? Is that how u retain your prowess? Is this a nightmare that I cont. asking, the more I ‘go away’, as Vincent Gallo would simper. I don’t mean to ask, rather than pry, eye just mean how crazy and fat today has been at k-mart and weed-work-week. aghh, write, read, weed (I’ve never done speed?), wead.
May 6th
May 6th
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Not to be gay or anything, but…. I could really use something right now. …An electric guitar, more money that should have been made (omg, am I typing this?), less popping & more chopping.
May 6th
May 6th
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Gushing and hissing and pissing and flushing and blushing (who actually blushes, btw? I haven’t blushed since I was.. 18, I think.) #worry orry whore.  Don’t get stuck on the wayside with dimprints. Don’t do a printerview, if you’re a loser who doesn’t understand many different interzones boning inside.. pussing on the outside (who does THAT?), living on the...
May 6th
Don’t loose your clouds to those (a.) Flaubert Skalliwags! (Flaubert was a french author who dawdled a bit too much in the 19th cent.) Also, guard your chill-out swirls. Guard pearls. (Earl’s pearls). There’s so much to always remember, so don’t forget!
May 6th
-“I give up. My neck hurts”.
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April 2013
YOU think I’m the queen of fuck-yourself finances?
Apr 28th
Hope you’ll check me out (-in) the (future).
Apr 28th
Hope you’ll check me out (-in) the (future).
Apr 28th
Apr 27th
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R u hurt?
Apr 27th
If u consider me lazy for being poor, then all I have for you are thoughts, my friend. Real live living thoughts … encrusted in rhinestone pedantry. 
Apr 6th
FUCK U T.J. !!!
Apr 3rd
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I have a telepathic connection to de cat here. She’s suddenly just vigorously moving her tail. !  @ u, V           V            V              V
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